Wow what a phenominal gator game yesterday. Sure we played like shit but we did what was neccesarry to win. Championship teams find ways to win and have luck go their way. That is the only way to describe the gators this year. They are scrappy and eke out games they shouldn't have any chance of winning. IT is so funny since my dr says I shouldn't watch football since it gets my bloodpressure up and she is worried I will have a burst aneurysm in my head. I thought I was going to see the bright white light after that game last night. I was hooting and hollering like I had just won the lottery. Twenty minutes after the game I was still feeeling my heart pounding.

On another totally unrelated topic, I had a suprise phone call today from a fellow gator who I hadn't talked to in yrs. It really cheered me up just hearing her voice. Of course the reason for that is she is like the hottest girl I have ever laid eyes on. Articulate, beautiful, educated, and cool as hell. I am amazed that this girl isn't married or at least dating someone seriously. She loves sports and is hot what more could a guy want, yet she can't keep a man around. My theory is that her pussy is so tight that no one can put it in her and therefore most guys just say fuck it and bail on her. Im speaking from first hand knowledge. She would probably kill me if she read this but since she has no idea bout this blog and lets face it no one reads it anyway fuck it.

In case anyone gives a fuck I shoudl let you all know that my mom is doing well after her surgery to remove two tumors from her lungs. She is still all fucked up in the hospital but they seem to be pretty sure that they got it all otu and that she should have a full recovery. I am a total mama's boy even if she had the bad taste to be a bulldog.

well if the bucs can win tomorrownight it will be a good weekend but I wouldn't pu tmoney on the bucs. I read somewhere that they havent coverd in any of their road games and the panthers havent covered in any of their home games. How do you put money ont hat game. Im just glad I had the smarts to pick the cocks and the underyesterday. Lets face it, The gators never cover any more and I knew it would be a defensive game. It was a close call at the end of the game but we prevailed and I won nicely.

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I havent posted in god knows how long but so much fucked up shit has been going on that I just havent had the fucking time. First off those who know me knwo my mom has beenhaving a little bout with lung cancer so luckily it looks she is going to be ok and that htey got it all out of her. That is ahuge fucking relief.

Among other interesting things is that I am going to be trying to get on the next season of hells kitchen. That guy gordon ramsey is going to hav ehis hands full if they let me be ont hat show. My audition tape has me using fuck I think in every other word. I tell the camera I have a mouth like a fucking sailor or a two dollar whore. I am not going to be intimidated by that fucking semen toad. If I get on there Im going to win. Shit even my best friends wife said she would start up my online fan club.

Football has been depressing lately. the gators fucked up but maybe they have a shot at winning it all. As for the bucs well i would rather just not talk about them. They are playing like a bunch of fucking sissy assed pansies who take it inthe ass. Fuck them and their gay ass pirate ship. Maybe if the owner spent less time runnign manchester united he would notice that his first team sucks donkey cock.

Anyhow this is it for now because i have to go visit my mom in the hospital.

Well it has been a very interesting week in the sports world and in my life in general. Most of the big stories in sports are pretty much media hype bullshit, I could care less about the pennant race since none of my teams are in it although I kinda hope the braves choke to the stro's so they can win only because I always liked clemens. Football is pretty tame this week too with only two games I care about. I am pretty confident the gators will win but 13.5 favories is a bit steep if you ask me. We have only beaten bama once at home so I am very fearful of this game. Theonly other game I remotely care about is the sunday night game only because it will be the first time my fianceee has watched an entire pro game. Ive been trying to get her to watch football and I finally got her to watch almost the entire fla UT game the other week. She didn't die so she said she owuld watch the bears the next time they are on. I always find that I am somewhat bummed out when the bucs don't play even though i know they desperately need a week off to prepare gradkowski.

It sucks knowing that only one of my teams is pretty much a lock to win and that game isnt even on tv. Fucking arsenal. They had better beat charlton because I know motherwell is going to get killed at killie. Im glad that I have shit to do most of the day today and tomorrow so i dont even pay attention. Now there is one thing that is a bit disconcerting and I will only say this once because i hate the guy and what he is doing to my dads team. I hate TO and this whole media hoopla surrounding him. He is a cancer and now his suicidal tendencies or whatever are causing problems. I am not happy and my dad is about ready to keel over and die he is so pissed off.

IN the real world that is my life it has been hectic as hell. My new probation officer is like shaft i fear and he alreadyhas it out for me. I am so far behind on my payments that I will most likely have to go to prison because I drove on suspended license. Talk about fucked up laws. I would have gotten less time if i had been drunk that what i got going to 7-11 to pick up medicine for my girl. Fuck this entire state and their legal system. IF all goes well I should be moving out of this state at the new yr. I think atl is where iwill go but maybe chicago i dont know yet. The woman wants chicago since that is where she is form and my parents think i would liek it there. I just really dont know.

One thing I have found to be funny or at least a source of amusement is my job. I work at this little cajun restaurant in downtown orlando. we have this total dipshit who couldnt find his ass with both hands who cooks there. well tomorrow night it is the trivium show at the House of blues. Well when that dumbass gets in the pit i am going to knock him senseless. That has been the source of amusement at my job for the last week. We all hate this guy. The hardest part of my job is getting up to go to work because i have to work with this total douchebag. The shit that sucks is that two of the guys there are among the nicest coolest guys ive ever had the privilefdge to work with and one of them might be quitting. I knwo they will never read this so i can talk about my man crush. not really a man crush but just that the two of them have so much in common with me that it is like we have known each other for yrs. Funny thing is we hugn out in the same circles in college yet none of us ever met. Half the staff at this place was in gainesville during the second half of the 90's and none of us ever ran into each other. Well the one bartender we have i did get some drinks form a few times but never realized we knew each other til a few months into working together. Life is funny like that i guess. Well i have to go get ready to go do some community service which totally sucks ass.

So my buddy matt calls me up this morning while I am at work to tell me that he heard on the radio that the bucs brought in shaun king for a tryout. Now I thought he was the third stringer for the colts but I might be wrong. Still it reminds me of one of my most favorite sporting moments. A while back (like ten yrs) my little brother monty played football at clearwater centrla catholic in st pete. He is like 6'5 built like a tight end. His team had to play gibbs which was qb'ed by king. Well my brother had one of those magical nights where he was really getting good penetration. ON this one play he hit shaun so hard that his helmet flew off and he was stumbling about like he had his bell rung. The funyn thing is that I don't even remember the score or who won although any team that had my little brother probably lost because they were probably all fucked up before the game which brings me to another funny story involving my little brother and our high school wrestling team.

I went to Northside Christian( home of lasting milledge) we were in our second year of wrestling and most of the guys on the team were a bunch of drunk stoners who did it because we had violent tempers and loved to fight. Some of us were good, some like me tried as best as we could but pretty much sucked. I always got bumped to the empty weight class to pick up the forfeit. When i did wrestle I preferred to hurt people on purpose with butt drags and vicious crossfaces that would bring blood. I didn't care if I won so long as I inflicted pain. Well we had a match one night against berkely prep which at the time was pretty good. About ten of us decided that day at school that we should go get some liquor before the match to get good and rowdy. Well my little brother is like 14 at the time and we had him go up to some guy and ask him to buy us liquor. this old guy really believed his story that my parents sent him up to the store because they were too drunk to drive. The old guy bought us a half gallon of albertson's tequila. this shit was pure rotgut and we got so drunk that my friend ken who was driving puked out the window as we rolled into the parking lot of where we wrestled. More disturbing though was the fact that there was a hair in our liquor which is pretty fucking gross.

We had some good times back then me and my little brother. It is a shame I don't get to hang out with him as much anymore. Still he got his gf pregnant and before he knew it he had a wife and two great kids and he was all wrapped up in that while I was having fun going to grad school bangin anything with a pulse and drinking my way towards a new liver. He was my partner in crime and now I am flying solo. Those were the days.

Unbelievable how bad the bucs luck is. Granted they suck ass this year and are probably going ot be int he running for the top pick but after today and what happened to simms I have to say we have no chance at even four wins. I have to give simms credit as he had some balls to keep playing with a ruptured spleen. I even felt bad for badmouthing him and saying he needed to seperate his non throwing shoulder but this is a bit more that i was hoping for. IM so heartbroken after that amazing comeback we had and so pissed at grudens ineptitude to call a bomb on 3rd and 5 with two minutes left. What was he thinking. IM justat a loss for words.

Thank god all my other teams won. the gators obviously took care of business and I think tim tebow is going to be pretty good next year. the defense could have been better but im not going to complain as i could have seen us having abig letdown after that win in knoxville. I hope we were looking ahead now to bama as I want to destroy them so I can give my boss shit.

Arsenal won 3-0 even without theirry henry which is pretty cool except for my fantasy team. Finally motherwell got a draw to rise to having four points ont he season. Shit they could go on a tear and win two games and be back in the mix to not get dropped.

This mornign on dan shanoof's blog i made a comment about louiville reminding me of a funny joke well here it is. These two rednecks from fla are going upt o t lexington for the uk game. When they stop at a gas station they ask the attendant how they pronounce the state capital. the first redneck says it is louis-ville while the other says it is lou-a-vul. The attendant says I don't know where you learned your geography but round these parts we pronounce it frankfurt. That joke reminds me of the horrible education system in florida and how much i hate the simple minded folks of kentucky. My finacee and I used to have a roomie from lexington and if she wasnt telling me how Uk bball was the best thing since sliced bread she was tellign me how great things were up in kentucky. There is nothig better than telling that bitch to go fuck herself after the gators demolish them in any sport.

Fucking gators. Man they look like shit. However I have to say that the first touchdown of the game is my early favorite for play of the year. Granted it doesn't have any serioius implications because ofit but it was still pretty fucking cool. I read a stat somewhere that chris leak is only the second qb at uf to lead his team to five straight wins over the big three evil teams(ut, uga, fsu) He is tied with golden boy danny. Even st steven couldn't do that. I got to tell you, rich brooks is doing a great job at UK against us. They are moving down the field at will and I really can't believe they can move the ball that well. More to come later as i drink my sorrow away.

Reflecting on the past weekends sporting events is always a bit of a letdown. I put so much energy into my teams yet what do I get in return? Nothing but heartache it seems. I am so incensed at how little effort the bucs are putting forth this yr that I am seriously considering not watching them. We haven't shown this little passion since the glory days of leeman bennett and sam wyche. I am so disappointed that I don't even want to waste my time writing about them. The devil rays aren't much better. They have lots of young talent but a coach who sucks. At least the ownership is trying to invest in some talent so that we can win. Id love to see a dmitri and delmon young 3/4 punch. You know we would win every bench clearing brawl with those two thugs. But we have to contend with the fucking spankme's and the sux and the blowjays. The orioles are just as pathetic as we are so they escape my ire. Thank god for my gators and their win on saturday. It was such a high watching them win that game but watching the bucs just brought me back down. So I decided to check out the European football leagues to see how my teams were doing. The shitty part about not having cable is not being able to see football from abroad before I watch our football. I miss watching arsenal make their run to an undefeated season which I think is infintely more difficult that what the 72 dolphins did. I guess it is a good thing to not have cable though because I don't see how shitty my football teams are. At least arsenal won and they are doing well in the champions league. Domestically they suck and are lucky to be midtable. I have a feeling that froggy wanker is pissing people off in the clubhouse. I guess I am getting this bad vibe from all the defections of the past few years. Viera, Sol, Ashley, reyes being a bitch. I think they are going to go back to the mediocrity of the 80's when i first fell under their spell.

Motherwell on the other hand is plain awful. They are like a division III football team taking on the cowboy teams of the mid 90's. They field a team of players whose average age is like 12 judging by all the peach fuzz on their faces. I can't believe they actually won a game a few weeks back. I know they will be relegated this yr making up for not getting shitcanned three yrs ago. It is a sad state of affairs in the southwest. How the mighty have fallen. Well not that they were ever really mighty although that title in 89 sure seems a long time ago. If only two yrs ago we had killed those fenian bastards. Oh well I guess I am doomed to loving teams that truly suck. Sometimes I think I will wake up one day and realize that the little bit of glory the gators have had was really just a long dream and that in fact I was in a coma and was imagining the whole thing. There is no way the bucs actually won a super bowl right. Did the gators really beat FSu for a national championship? No way in fucking hell.

What an interesting day of football. My bucs absolutely blow donkey dick this yr. Chris simms is a total bitch ass trick who will never make it in this league. Bring in gradkowski. I think it is the curse of the bucs to never have an offense. We just can't do shit right now and I really can't see us doing any better than 6-10. The only other game I could bear to watch was the boys at the redskins and I was relieved the boys won. The only reason I am a boys fan is because of my dad. When his stepdad adopted him his last name was changed to cooper. Back in the 70's there was an offensive guard for the boys named james cooper(same name as my dad) so in my childish mind I thought my dad was the same guy who played for the cowboys. My dad is a huge boys fan regardless because he respected the tom landry style of football. I just liked how how the boys were america's team. Then they sucked but I still supported them and I have never liked jerry jones because of what he did to tom landry. Then they drafted the best football player to ever come out of florida and they won three super bowls on his ballroom dancing coattails. Ever notice how in general if you played football at florida you won't do much in the NFL. A hundred years of football and I can maybe count ten players who could be considered successes in the NFL. By success I don't just mean hold a roster spot but actually be a contributing allstar caliber player. Wes Chandler, Emmitt, and Jack Youngblood without question but after that it gets a bti muddled. Lomas brown should be considered due to his longevity. Of all those great teams of the 90's the defense is where any noticeable talent was. Alex brown, lito sheppard, mike peterson are all above average players but it is too soon to tell if they will make the grade. Ike HIlliard was ok as was errict rhett but nothing special. Doug johnson is a career backup and maybe rex grossman might be good if he doesnt sprain his pussy. It is sad that out of all the state colleges we rank last in the number of quality pros in the nfl. Even worse is that the last impact player to come from our school left for the nfl almost 20 yrs ago. Conversely FSU and Miami have pumped major talent into the league on a yearly basis. it really fucking pisses me off.