I havent posted in god knows how long but so much fucked up shit has been going on that I just havent had the fucking time. First off those who know me knwo my mom has beenhaving a little bout with lung cancer so luckily it looks she is going to be ok and that htey got it all out of her. That is ahuge fucking relief.

Among other interesting things is that I am going to be trying to get on the next season of hells kitchen. That guy gordon ramsey is going to hav ehis hands full if they let me be ont hat show. My audition tape has me using fuck I think in every other word. I tell the camera I have a mouth like a fucking sailor or a two dollar whore. I am not going to be intimidated by that fucking semen toad. If I get on there Im going to win. Shit even my best friends wife said she would start up my online fan club.

Football has been depressing lately. the gators fucked up but maybe they have a shot at winning it all. As for the bucs well i would rather just not talk about them. They are playing like a bunch of fucking sissy assed pansies who take it inthe ass. Fuck them and their gay ass pirate ship. Maybe if the owner spent less time runnign manchester united he would notice that his first team sucks donkey cock.

Anyhow this is it for now because i have to go visit my mom in the hospital.